The Weeknd on His Weekend Off

SATURDAY

10:37 — wakes, orders breakfast from room service: crab and blue cheese omelette with side of pears

11:06 — coffee and the Reader’s Digest

11: 43 — showers, dresses in camo

12:03 — record shopping

1:32 — light lunch in café (whichever one isn’t playing a Weeknd song): crepes and espresso

2:02 — window shopping

2:11 — ignores phone, more window shopping

3:23 — enters bookstore, browses poetry

3:57 — smashes phone

4:03 — back to hotel, late afternoon nap

4:34 — sets curtain on fire

4:52 — leisurely stroll to a far-off restaurant, hobby photography

6:17 — dinner alone: tuna steak and asparagus

7:23 — dessert at a different restaurant: plain apple pie

7:47 — buys new phone

8:36 — back to hotel, rents movie: Weekend at Bernie’s

9:12 — misses hair

10:37 — retires to bed early

SUNDAY

10:37 — wakes, does the exact same things as the previous day, at the exact same times

10:37 — dies inside

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