IF YOU DIE IN CANADA THEN YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

The Ottawa level boss has one weakness: his hair
The myth says until it is shorn the black temple shall stand

He shall slay the green dragon
He shall cast darkness over the waters

He shall kill a thousand men with the jawbone of a beaver
He shall offer tax incentives for mineral exploration

With one hand he shall grant child care benefits
With the other hand he shall end child care

Who will dare to become his Delilah?
He shall close down her satellite office

There may be iniquity but no inquiries
Both honey and lion lost through trade agreements

At the end of this age all nations shall gather
Out of the eater, nothing to eat